three cheers for photomanipulation!
and for my friend's trusty camera!

aawww.cearin,my main man moved away. this is some bull shit.
i think we might be able to hook up,im gonna call him on
saturday and i might go over to his pad.and theres a
slight chance ill sleep over.


peace.

Wake up!
Miss Toadstool, it is I, your one and only king: Bowser Koopa.
I'm a turtle as you see
A little slow and a little green
But on the whole I'd say, super-duper.

Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened
If you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened.

So let's just say: Ignorance is bliss.

Oh, while I hate to be a bummer
I've brought you here to bring me plumbers, you know those brothers
Oh what's their names?
Oh yes, Mario and Luigi, just the sound of them makes me queasy,
I'd love to take that monkey wrench, I'd play my own game...

Princess Toadstool, you're so misguided
I've never been fond of bookworms but then again this one does make good Mario bait
Oh I can't wait.
Ignorance is bliss.

With my magic book I'll shower
Those clumsy lizards with my power
Until Dinosaur Land is nothing but fossil fuel.
My only problem with these spells
Is that I know not what they tell
So every hex leaves me perplexed and all I want are those plumbing fools.

Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever, all your words are alphabet soup,
A picture tells it better.
I'll say it again: Ignorance is bliss.

Haven't you heard? A picture is worth a thousand words.

You call yourself a Princess, but you're a braniac in a dress.
I can't believe you waste time with these books!
You remind me of my kid sister
She read so much she got a blister
A big one, I mean BIG, on her brain - what a shnook!

I'd like to get my hands...

Just one time with a monkey wrench...

I'll fix their plumbing!

Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened (so misguided)
If you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be heightened.

Princess Toadstool, you're not so clever (say it better)
All your words are alphabet soup, a picture tells it better.

For the last time:

On second thought I think I've made my point.

haha.


im listening to n.w.a

today was the shittiest day of all time.
the only good parts were that
mr.sinclair cut me some fuckspace
on the detention thing and that
i bought another bone comic
and another captain underpants
book. but im more focused on reading about
the gunslinger theese days.
and,as of recent goings on, it
looks like this is going to be the
worst WEEK of all time.
it turns out that:

1) my little bro gets to play hookie
while i rot in school.

2) my dad is going to sunny
mexico for a week while i rot
over the weekend.

3)i have no money,and my
EIGHT YEAR OLD BROTHER
HAS OVER A HUNDRED DOLLARS





it seems like god has thrown me yet another curve ball...

WHAT A SURPRISE!!

the book fair has been going on this week,
and i bought bone comics vol.1 and vol.2
and tommorow im gonna buy three.
im gonna try to make a whole shitload of
money and buy kill bill one and two.

....right now im watching superman...i dunno,
its pretty good i guess.i got in trouble in shop class
for making craters in the table and putting a
square in my belt and calling it my "piece"
now i have to help clean up shop after school
for the next two weeks.

i think i might write a rap tonight or tomorrow....

flip flop,hippity hop,
offa your rocker and over the top
the life's a fiction,
and the word is a lie,
so put on some creedance and
let's get high.



- great sage and eminent junkie henry dean

shit is good.

i finished an uber animation you can see it here.
if you didnt know,
i started another blog for my rap lyrics.
and its udated daily.

and its over here.

every thing is just fucking insane right now.
my computer is ridiculously slow, my printer is
completely fucked, my mom is crazy,and she cut
my little bro's hair like a chainsaw murderer,and
now he's locked himself in the bathroom,and is refusing to
go to school tomorrow.in an attempt to shield myself
from the shittery and melon heads,i have cooped myself up in my room.

ive got to get outta here...

life is a pig-fucker.



toodles.

i started another blog for my rap lyrics over here.
also,my printer is being a fucktard.

my homies:

zenman
moosecream
shadowdraik
mistygemmy
enigma-shadow
spooky
sirgeorge20
hate2bu
sabrewolfqueen
robotswithrayguns

i scanned some lineart and some comics....
it seems like most of the truly great
artists are either european or mexican.


i had a good christmas, got bassacly everything i wanted and
got to hang out with a bunch of really cool people.
i feel like a money magnet right now...ive earned about twenty bucks
in less than a week. i hope to be able to do more work comin
up, here....


i cant seem to be alone. my brother is here with me and i
have to babysit him because his daycare is a bunch of scum sucking, clockwatching,
child-torturing, bimbos. im ANGRY.





































click the pages to read them.

NOTE: this is chapter 42 so if you
dont get it, go figure. its a preview.